We all want to look our best, especially when it gets us what we want – like that hot guy sitting at the end of the bar thinking about buying our next drink. Ever heard the phrase, “Fake it till you make it”? Well it definitely applies to everyday life. There’s a reason rich, dumb blondes get everything they want. Why? Because they are rich and blonde, duh. Here’s 15 steps to dressing like a dumb blonde with A LOT of money!
Show the world on a regular basis that you own real pearls. They exude elegance and luxury.
Look fresh and polished with neutrals and clean lines. It gives off that fuck you vibe that encourages people to take you seriously.
Always carry a expensive designer bag. And when you travel, be sure to get the matching luggage set drenched in logos.
Own a large fur coat. Actually own several. Wear them and tell everyone how fabulous it feels. When the animal rights people get pissed off, smile, hairflip and walk away.
In the summer, opt for pastels. Keep jewelry classy and to a minimum. When it comes to jewelry, wearing less means I own more.
Always look sexy and innocent in school. Your professor will give you better grades which will in turn make you seem smarter and you will eventually earn more money. This may not seem relevant now but one day Daddy is going to expect you to atleast buy some of your designer shit, so better start somewhere.
Invest in a classic camel coat. These things have been around for years and everybody who is somebody owns one. So don’t look like a nobody – buy a nice camel coat.
Get a chic off the shoulder top. And while you’re at it, go spend your summer in the Hamptons.
Layer an expensive blazer over an expensive turtleneck. If you own an expensive pair of boyfriend jeans, add it to the look.
Own a nice pair of Oxfords or Brogues and pair it with something flirty and feminine. Now point at something and tell your boyfriend how bad you need it.
Stand beside Chuck Bass in public. Making out with him earns you extra rich girl points. If you’re dating him, you win the game.
Buy a Rolex and wear it on the beach. The ultimate way to wear absolutely nothing and scream I own designer everything!
Show the world your cultural tolerance by wearing expensive things from, like, India. Having respect for other races shows people that you are educated and well traveled, which means you have a lot of money.
Last but not least, wear a lot of pink. Make sure it fits well because only poor people don’t tailor their clothing. And if you own a small dog, use it to accessorize. It feels nice when your accessories love you as much as you love them.